The Confessional

“Just hook me up to an IV. I’m ready to mainline the Monk.”
~Jason, Albuquerque NM


Makes my tongue believe in God.”
~Mike, Atlanta, GA


“That stuff'll make a blind man see.”
~JT, Asheville, NC


The Lust is a MUST!”
~proud member of the Lusty Monk hockey team


“Lusty Monk mustard brings tears to my eyes, and I weep with pleasure!”
~Kate, Barnardsville NC


“I’m pretty sure it could double for mace.”
~Detective J. Trest


“I think I'd like to try snorting it to get the full health benefits.”
~Jenny, Asheville NC


“Really lights my fire.”
~Bob, Asheville NC


“This stuff is ORGASMIC.”
~Larry, Johnson City TN


“PLEASE send us 6 or more bottles of the Lusty Monk mustard RIGHT NOW! That is the best mustard on the earth. It makes EVERYTHING taste better.”
~Musa & Vita, New Orleans LA