“Just hook me up to an IV. I’m ready to mainline the Monk.”
~Jason, Albuquerque NM
Makes my tongue believe in God.”
~Mike, Atlanta, GA
“That stuff'll make a blind man see.”
~JT, Asheville, NC
The Lust is a MUST!”
~proud member of the Lusty Monk hockey team
“Lusty Monk mustard brings tears to my eyes, and I weep with pleasure!”
~Kate, Barnardsville NC
“I’m pretty sure it could double for mace.”
~Detective J. Trest
“I think I'd like to try snorting it to get the full health benefits.”
~Jenny, Asheville NC
“Really lights my fire.”
~Bob, Asheville NC
“This stuff is ORGASMIC.”
~Larry, Johnson City TN
“PLEASE send us 6 or more bottles of the Lusty Monk mustard RIGHT NOW! That is the best mustard on the earth. It makes EVERYTHING taste better.”
~Musa & Vita, New Orleans LA