“Makes my tongue believe in God.”
Mike, Atlanta, GA

“That stuff'll make a blind man see.”
JT, Asheville, NC

“I’m pretty sure it could double for mace.”
Detective J. Trest

“I think I'd like to try snorting it to get the full health benefits.”
Jenny, Asheville NC

“Really lights my fire.”
Bob, Asheville NC

“The Lust is a MUST!”
proud member of the Lusty Monk hockey team

“Lusty Monk mustard brings tears to my eyes, and I weep with pleasure!”
Kate, Barnardsville NC

“This stuff is ORGASMIC.”
Larry, Johnson City TN

“PLEASE send us 6 or more bottles of the Lusty Monk mustard RIGHT NOW! That is the best mustard on the earth. It makes EVERYTHING taste better.”
Musa & Vita, New Orleans LA

“Just hook me up to an IV. I’m ready to mainline the Monk.”
Jason, Albuquerque NM